Presidential Pardon Time

Now that George W. Bush has arrived at that moment in his lameness he can pardon anyone in the country for any crime soever, convicted or not even indicted, I have a modest proposal: Why not grant a presidential pardon to former Sen. Larry ("Footloose") Craig? I mean, let's be fair. If you're going to pardon people like Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, why not pardon poor old closet queen Craig?