Friday, March 02, 2007

She's Baaaaaaaaack

Just when you thought it was all right to watch the pundit shows, they're now talking about the comeback of Ann Colder after months of relative obscurity and absence from the talk show scene. The news peg? Her speech before the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C., where, in closing remarks about Demo prexy candidate John Edwards, she quipped, "I was going to have a few comments about [him] but it turns out you have to go to rehab if you use the word, 'faggot,' so I -- so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

In its online report on the speech, *Editor & Publisher* noted that Colder has had similar concerns about the sexual orientation of Bill and Hillary as well as Al Gore. It's beginning to look like all the Colder detractors who claim she is "an obvious lesbian" just may be right. Didn't Freud, in discussing his theory of "projection," point out that people who go about claiming others are gay are really "projecting" their own homosexual orientation, albeit latent, onto others? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Colder doesn't have a lesbian crush on Hillary. Interestingly, one of her copycats, Michelle Malkin -- the Dragon Lady herself -- dissed Colder for the remarks.

Also interesting is the fact that both Veep Cheney and candidate Rudy Giuliani also spoke at the CPAC event. The former has a lesbian daughter who is partnered and planning a family. The latter once shared a flat in Manhattan with a gay couple since he had nowhere else to stay and he's having to spin his pro-gay social liberal attitude to earn the vote of the crypto-fascist crowd, including CPAC. Seems hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I once advocated stalking Colder at her speeches the better to get close enough and at a moment of distraction to pelt her with cream pies. This won't do now, though, now that she has used the "F" word. I think it's time to put a contract out on her life.